Here we are it’s finally the end of the week and with this day comes much happiness. Sadly though during the summer my Friday commute home is like traveling the seventh level of hell. It took me 48 minutes to travel less than 8 miles. The entire commute which should take about 25 minutes took me 1 hour and 32 minutes. What the hell is that all about? Where do all these people come from? Earlier in the week it takes me around 30 minutes to get home. During the winter time it takes me 25 or less. These people really need to get the fuck off my road.
And why must everyone slow and gawk when some poor guy is on the side of the road broken down?! Where is the flying car I was promised so many years ago and why must I waste my life away sitting in this horrid traffic.. although there were an inordinate amount of hot chicks in the vehicles around me today which at least made for some eye candy. Which reminds me, I intend to start a hot chick of the week post here on my blog, I just need to pick the first hottie.
I also discovered something else while writing this.. who would have thought a spell checker would not recognize the word “fuck”. Well anyway here’s to Friday, time to go tip back some beers.
Hamma Rants
Looks like our old friend Senator Ted Stevens is back in the news, this time it appears that his Tubes are Clogged. Looks like he may have been directing a substantial amount of money in the direction of one of his former aids; The FBI alleges that Teddy “Tubes” Stevens was filtering money to his former aids in land purchases among other methods. Let us not forget some of the gems this gentleman has brought us in the past courtesy of Wikipedia:
“Ten movies streaming across that, that Internet, and what happens to your own personal Internet? I just the other day got… an Internet was sent by my staff at 10 o’clock in the morning on Friday, I got it yesterday. Why? Because it got tangled up with all these things going on the Internet commercially. ”
“They want to deliver vast amounts of information over the Internet. And again, the Internet is not something you just dump something on. It’s not a big truck. It’s a series of tubes. And if you don’t understand, those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and it’s going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material.”
So not only is he dumb he is now a alleged criminal, and so is his son (cnn); You can catch more of his wonderful jargon over on YouTube. This is just the type of guy I want determining the future of the internet, we wouldn’t want our own personal internets to go down the tubes in a few years now would we? It is nearing the time where the citizens of this country need to stand up and demand this group of idiots find new jobs, and impose term limits. Let’s not forget our good friend Senator Byrd either who has his own issues.
Hamma Rants
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