Jenna Jameson.. the alien
Today I was doing my normal rounds around the various Internet forums when I stumbled upon a thread about Jenna Jameson. Now everyone knows she is one of the biggest and richest porn stars ever, not to mention hot as hell.. or is she. It seems she’s used a majority of that cash to fucking butcher her entire face. It seems now she represents more of an alien than anything else. She’s also apparently reducing her breast size because she feels “Uncomfortable” hello.. you are a fucking porn star. You take off your clothes for a living, on videos, you’ve had sex with thousands of men and you feel Uncomfortable?! Well, fortunately for all of us (I never thought I would say this..) she is leaving the porn industry forever. It appears she wants to focus on some comic, among other bullshit projects.
T minus 2 years until she slits her wrists and joins Owen Wilson!
Bah…who cares. I like the amateur women better. You know, the chick that thinks because there is a camera they will become famous!!
Or the chick that just likes to do it in front of a camera because it is really “naughty”!
Funny thing is though, they just want to have sex. The camera is an excuse for them. Makes them feel less like a little slut. If they do everyone but don’t have it on video, then they seem to feel that it was all for nothing!! Which is fine for me. Keep the cameras rolling!!
Chicks love cameras (video or still). They are, after all, “starlets”.