What time is it again?

Ted StevensLooks like our old friend Senator Ted Stevens is back in the news, this time it appears that his Tubes are Clogged. Looks like he may have been directing a substantial amount of money in the direction of one of his former aids; The FBI alleges that Teddy “Tubes” Stevens was filtering money to his former aids in land purchases among other methods. Let us not forget some of the gems this gentleman has brought us in the past courtesy of Wikipedia:

“Ten movies streaming across that, that Internet, and what happens to your own personal Internet? I just the other day got… an Internet was sent by my staff at 10 o’clock in the morning on Friday, I got it yesterday. Why? Because it got tangled up with all these things going on the Internet commercially. ”

“They want to deliver vast amounts of information over the Internet. And again, the Internet is not something you just dump something on. It’s not a big truck. It’s a series of tubes. And if you don’t understand, those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and it’s going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material.”

So not only is he dumb he is now a alleged criminal, and so is his son (cnn); You can catch more of his wonderful jargon over on YouTube. This is just the type of guy I want determining the future of the internet, we wouldn’t want our own personal internets to go down the tubes in a few years now would we? It is nearing the time where the citizens of this country need to stand up and demand this group of idiots find new jobs, and impose term limits. Let’s not forget our good friend Senator Byrd either who has his own issues.

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2 Responses to “Who’s tubes are clogged now?”

  1. Ground Chuk on August 3rd, 2007 11:53 pm

    More of our politicians and their vast intelligence. McCarthy and her assault weapons (?????) ban. About the “barrel shroud”….you know, “that think that goes up..” hahahhahaha

    Morons!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ospNRk2uM3U

  2. Ground Chuk on August 3rd, 2007 11:54 pm

    Think = thing

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