Hamma Time

This past weekend Jen and I made it up to the White Mountains good ‘ol New Hampshire. Specifically we ended up in Bethlehem at a cozy little camp ground which runs year round. The occasion was for my Cousins surprise 29th birthday. We all piled (about 6 of us) into vehicles and pulled up to his house at 10am and surprised the crap out of him when he found out he was about to spend a long weekend of drinking (oh and camping of course) Overall it was a good trip and many many beers were consumed, wiffle ball was played, and things were burned (mostly wood..). The campground however left allot to be desired. You were very close to your neighbors, the wood was extremely overpriced and burned like it had been soaked in gasoline, and the asshat camp staff (dubbed the “Asian Pig” for his Chinese Eyes and Pig Nose) talked down to us like we were 8 year olds when we were sitting around chatting after the 10pm “Quiet Time” (Who the fuck goes to bed at 10pm on a vacation?) and on numerous occasions he gave us ultimatums to leave, even had the balls to come up to us at 8:30am the next morning to rub it in some more.

But overall it was a fun time and everyone had a blast. The down side? After arriving home Jen and I were both sick which means the chances of me camping again anytime soon are pretty slim. The outdoors seems to hate me and worst of all there is no Internet. But my iPod brought me and the group solace with music and a carefully selected porn scene as a conversation piece. Go Apple!

EDIT: Updated, Asian Pig video after the read link

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This morning I got to talking on IRC and reading this Penny Arcade Comic and realized just how big of a deal this really is. I remember a childhood that was full of challenges trying to discover the female anatomy. Trying to determine where exactly what was between my legs went. Kids today have no idea how easy it is to access a wealth of knowledge and knowhow on women, sex, and even unmentionable acts that I would have never dreamed of. At the drop of a simple Google search kids can obtain daily web blogs of hot chicks, and even free tours at sites such as Dawson Miller or Met Art give them more knowledge and visual aids than I could have ever hoped for. Full length porns are right out there for the taking if you know where to find them and even sites such as Porno Tube where all you need to do is fill out a fake birth date..

Back when I was a kid I had to resort to digging through boxes of storage items to find maybe a polaraoid or two of a naked woman or a *gasp* Playboy or something. Watching countless hours of Skinimax just waiting for some kind of soft core porn scene, many of which starred Shannon Tweed. Or even watching the distorted picture of a scrambled cable channel where you just *might* get a look at a breast or something. It wasn’t till late in my childhood that I discovered an actual porn movie. However it wasn’t real porn as we would know it today. You would see the act, and get an idea what was going on but you would never actually see the “Business” going on. My cousin later discovered his fathers stash which contained such classics as Debbie Does Dallas (1,2 &3) and Snake Eyes. This was the real porn, actual penetration was visible and finally I was a fulfilled teenager with the knowledge I needed to conquer the world.

I still remember seeing the first naked chick jpeg image.. it was downloaded on AOL for DOS.. yes DOS and viewed on a DOS Jpeg viewer. The viewer was a real bitch to get running it wasn’t something your average kid could do and took me some time. The payoff was well worth it as this began the age as we know it today.

Kids today have no idea how easy they have it.. no idea..

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