This morning I got to talking on IRC and reading this Penny Arcade Comic and realized just how big of a deal this really is. I remember a childhood that was full of challenges trying to discover the female anatomy. Trying to determine where exactly what was between my legs went. Kids today have no idea how easy it is to access a wealth of knowledge and knowhow on women, sex, and even unmentionable acts that I would have never dreamed of. At the drop of a simple Google search kids can obtain daily web blogs of hot chicks, and even free tours at sites such as Dawson Miller or Met Art give them more knowledge and visual aids than I could have ever hoped for. Full length porns are right out there for the taking if you know where to find them and even sites such as Porno Tube where all you need to do is fill out a fake birth date..

Back when I was a kid I had to resort to digging through boxes of storage items to find maybe a polaraoid or two of a naked woman or a *gasp* Playboy or something. Watching countless hours of Skinimax just waiting for some kind of soft core porn scene, many of which starred Shannon Tweed. Or even watching the distorted picture of a scrambled cable channel where you just *might* get a look at a breast or something. It wasn’t till late in my childhood that I discovered an actual porn movie. However it wasn’t real porn as we would know it today. You would see the act, and get an idea what was going on but you would never actually see the “Business” going on. My cousin later discovered his fathers stash which contained such classics as Debbie Does Dallas (1,2 &3) and Snake Eyes. This was the real porn, actual penetration was visible and finally I was a fulfilled teenager with the knowledge I needed to conquer the world.

I still remember seeing the first naked chick jpeg image.. it was downloaded on AOL for DOS.. yes DOS and viewed on a DOS Jpeg viewer. The viewer was a real bitch to get running it wasn’t something your average kid could do and took me some time. The payoff was well worth it as this began the age as we know it today.

Kids today have no idea how easy they have it.. no idea..

Today I was doing my normal rounds around the various Internet forums when I stumbled upon a thread about Jenna Jameson. Now everyone knows she is one of the biggest and richest porn stars ever, not to mention hot as hell.. or is she. It seems she’s used a majority of that cash to fucking butcher her entire face. It seems now she represents more of an alien than anything else. She’s also apparently reducing her breast size because she feels “Uncomfortable” hello.. you are a fucking porn star. You take off your clothes for a living, on videos, you’ve had sex with thousands of men and you feel Uncomfortable?! Well, fortunately for all of us (I never thought I would say this..) she is leaving the porn industry forever. It appears she wants to focus on some comic, among other bullshit projects.

T minus 2 years until she slits her wrists and joins Owen Wilson!